TAGAAN SA TANAY (yes, in all-caps)


Or, as I would like to bitterly refer to this article, “Why we would not be coming back to Tanay any time soon”.

For this specific day trip, we decided to follow a simple itinerary from various blogs to one of the nearby tourist destinations that are easily gaining popularity on the Internet and through the word of mouth: Tanay, Rizal.


Road to PARADISE (?)

Coming from Katipunan, we rode a jeep bound for Antipolo, and paid 27 pesos each. We got down at the intersection nearest Shopwise (in Teresa). On the other side of the road were jeeps heading to Tanay. The fare was 35 pesos each, and we asked to be dropped off at the Tanay public market.

Before you even reach the market, expect the several tricycle drivers to huddle towards your jeepney, caling for passengers headed to different tourist destinations in Tanay (Daraitan, Daranak Falls, Regine Rica, etc.). Do not get swirled into the hype. Just wait until you get to the market. You will meet more tricycle drivers there, and you will have a better chance to haggle and to choose the best offer.

Parola (lighthouse)




As I have read in most blogs that I visited before our trip, they visited the parola as their last destination and in the afternoon. Maybe for the pictures, a sunset in the background is great, but it is also nice to visit in the morning. We have the lighthouse to ourselves. The sky was clear. The sun was out. The cool wind was brushing away our hair and gently blowing into our faces. It is not a big lighthouse, and the structure was really simple, but once up there, you are comforted by sceneries of rice fields and fishery, the fresh air and the isolation.







There was no entrance fee, and we were just asked to log our info in a visitors log book and to take a survey.

Grotto




Our second destination was the Grotto. We just wanted to tire ourselves up the stairs and breathe of relief on the top. To give you a glimpse of what we found, here you go.





Calinawan Cave




The Calinawan Cave was definitely the winning grace of the entire trip. It was worth every cent that we paid for. 20 pesos for the entrance fee, and we paid 100 pesos for the tour guide. Since there were only two of us, we requested to be joined with another group. Much to our disadvantage, we were paired with a group of college kids, who think yelling ‘Cool kids of Manila’ would make them any cooler than they already are not. This lousy bunch of kids were so loud, even our tour guide got so distracted and almost gave up on continuing the tour. #SMH They kept on making silly jokes about every single thing mentioned by guide for the sake of saying something, like #WTF KIDS, SHUT UP!



I have done caving inside the Husgado cave in Mt. Banahaw. For me, it was easier to navigate inside Calinawan Cave. So, it is definitely recommended for beginners. There were several parts where you need to crawl, duck or twist our body, but for most parts of the cave, you just have to walk and be mindful of the rocks that you step on.

They also have flashlights that you can borrow.

Our tour guide was really kind and knowledgeable about the history of the cave. He was accommodating all throughout, and offers to take our pictures in the best spots. Rock formations inside comes in different shapes and size – be amazed with rocks resembling some of your favorite characters, ordinary day-to-day things and more. Part of the tour is that they let you experience the pitch black darkness and deafening silence of a cave. For around 10 seconds, the guide instructed us to turn off all our lights and keep our mouths closed (took a while before our monkey friends got the instructions, but they soon caught up and managed to restrain their non-sense for a couple of seconds).


Daranak Falls

We chose to go to Daranak Falls last, as we wanted to spend more time swimming. It was nothing like we expected.

The tricycle that we hired for the day dropped us off far from the entrance, as we were stopped by the people in charge of the tricycle terminal within the vicinity of Daranak Falls. They explained to us that they have a “pila” (line-up of tricycle drivers), and that they do not allow outside tricycles within the area.

It was so unfair, because we came their thinking that for as long as we hire a tricycle, all of our transport needs for day were already covered or paid as a package – same as what we read in our prior research before going for the trip.

Instead of paying 500 for tricycle that we hired, we deducted a hundred and paid 400.
Before we entered the place, we could already gage that the place was very congested. We paid 50 pesos for the entrance fee, and another 50 for the locker (which was actually a cabinet without a lock). The locker is optional and not mandatory.

The place was jam-packed. We ate our packed lunch on one of the open benches, under the shade of trees. There were food stalls and souvenir shops in the place – it was already developed to some extent.



The water was icy cold, which was very refreshing. It was hard to navigate within the waters, because it was inevitable that you will collide with other people bathing. There were also some concerns regarding safety. There was a limited number of lifebuoy available, which was definitely not enough for the number of people who visited that day. We saw one lifeguard station, but really, we felt like no one was watching. There were instances when we almost drowned- thank God for the other visitors who helped us.




To make the most out of the time that we spent there, we moved to the springs within the area – less crowded and also, relaxing.

They operate seven days a week from 8 a.m. until 5 p.m., which I think explains why the place did not appear well-maintained. My best friend even started picking up trash from the waters.

On our way back to Tanay’s public market, we learned that the standard fare of the tricycle terminal was 200 pesos. All that we had left by then was a hundred pesos. We were planning to withdraw money once we get to the market. Since we did not have enough, we decided to wait for more passengers to split the fare with.

After several minutes, we were paired with another group – two adults and three children. We sat behind the driver. We were asked several times to go down, because the tricycle could not carry the total weight of all the passengers. It was tiring and embarrassing.

The tricycle driver started trash talking our previously hired ride. In the guise of helping us out, he dropped us in front of a bank. When we held out our 100 (since there were two groups and the total fare is 200), he asked us to add some more. We kept explaining that we no longer have any cash, and he forced us to withdraw money. “Add nalang po kayo ng 20 [pesos] , kailangan po kasi…” he said. Even taxis in Manila, do not do that. He left us there and said that he will come back for the additional money after dropping off the other group. We made a quick withdrawal and sped off to jeepneys heading to Antipolo. We made a run for it!

The Jeepney Incident



Scenario: One seat left inside the jeep before we take off, I was so irritated that the barker (for jeepneys) kept on screaming loudly outside, beating the side of the vehicle with an empty water bottle (you can just imagine the noise) and even slipped his hands through the window/side opening of the jeep to tap and push my shoulder and the shoulder of the man on my right, to make some space for the last passenger.  I already warned him to not touch me. Then, he repeated it again, pushing our shoulders and yelling at the people to move their assess and sleep later.

Oh yes, it happened. I have little to no recollection at all of everything that I just said. There was not a single second for me to even think about how to react or what to say. I just EXPLODED! I yelled some really awful stuff at the man and that left him speechless – well, also everybody inside the vehicle.

Whew! What a way to end such a trip!

Overall expenses and breakdown:

Katipunan to Antipolo (roundtrip) – 27 + 27 = 54
Antipolo to Tanay (roundtrip) – 35 + 32 = 67
Food – 52 (103/2)
Hired tricycle – 200 (400/2)
Entrance fee at Calinawan Cave – 20
Caving tour guide – 50 (100/2)
Entrance fee at Daranak Falls – 50
Locker – 25 (50/2)
Tricycle back to public market – 50 (100/2)

Total: Php 568 per person


To end this post, I am giving a 6 out 10 rating to this trip. Mind that I did not include a sample itinerary for this post, because… please… let nature breathe as well! I am closing this review without any recommendation or invitation for my readers to visit the place any time soon.

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